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[all_that_glimmers]

Who: Yuuko+Mineto
Where: After game start
What: Gossip swap~



When most people talk to their plants they don't expect the plants to talk back, let alone lean into water like a cat looking for attention. It had been a hot day and humans and youkai weren't the only ones feeling too hot. One of these days Yuuko would remember to install air conditioning in the shop but her water magic was keeping her cool for now. Other people in the shop would be less fortunate.

"Have you heard the news?" Yuuko asked lighty as she fussed over the plant.

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[all_that_glimmers]

"Oh, we learn, but retaining it is the rub," Yuuko said. "That's the problem with school these days. They pound it in that you need to learn as much as possible so you can get into a good school and get a good job but push you to learn the most useless facts that no one is going to care about beyond whether it will help you past exams and assignments and once that's done it promptly disappears from the kids' little heads. Back in my day...no, actually, back in my day it was mostly useless too."

She shook her head with a delicate sigh but simply shrugged again. "Where did you come from?"

[warbringer]

"The Gallic Empire."

He hesitated and leaned against the other side, resting comfortably against the arm. That was a bit too old-fashioned. It didn't even exist anymore. "Germany, France, Spain, the United Kingdom. Western Europe."

[all_that_glimmers]

Yuuko whistled. "Then you're so old the place you're from doesn't exist anymore. You're not too bad looking for your age then, Oza-jisan."

[warbringer]

The moment the compliment left Yuuko's lips, Mineto's face switched from nostalgia to deep thought, and then it amused him that she had said it in the first place and he laughed.

"Now I'm sure to live two decades longer. Thank you."

[all_that_glimmers]

"Or two centuries or longer," Yuuko said with a bright smile. "You're not on your walker or sitting outside your property with a blade screaming for youngsters to get off your lawn yet. Though you could probably easily cash in for your senior discount."

[warbringer]

Patiently Mineto listened and waiting for her to finish speaking.

"Rest assured when people trespass on my lawn I shall cut them off at the knees." His voice was low, and he sat up in his chair. "Do stop making it seem like I've entered the last stage of my life. I don't plan to harvest my blessings just yet."

[all_that_glimmers]

"But blood on the grass tends to look rather tacky, and they'd probably say as much if you could hear them," Yuuko replied easily.

"I don't see you as that at all! By the time I'm toddering around or drop dead you'll still be looking as good as you are now."

[warbringer]

Mineto didn't look at all bothered by the banter, even if it would raise the heat for other people.

"Of course," he said. "But I don't play with the people I'm meeting. So whatever you may be looking for with that compliment, you're not getting it."

[all_that_glimmers]

"Who says I'm looking for anything?" Yuuko shrugged and leaned back against the counter. "If you looked like a sword right now I would compliment the form and appearance. If you were as old as you really are I would be commenting how its amazing you're still standing. If you stay in that form I would keep saying you're attractive."

[warbringer]

They made eye contact and he kept it there for some time. Then, as a smile came quickly on his face, he rose to his feet.

"And I would say that such behaviour can be very dangerous here." He was dissatisfied with talking upwards. "Did you practice saying all that before I came in here?"

[all_that_glimmers]

Yuuko held eye contact, seemingly unperturbed, still lax against the counter.

"I'd never throw out false flattery, not even to my customers," Yuuko replied. "Practice also cheapens what comes from a sincere place."

Shrug.

[warbringer]

Here Mineto, who looked pleased by a right answer, stood by the counter and ran his right palm along the edge, but still he kept her in his eye.

"That's usually the sign of some poor fool with no brain, honestly speaking."

[all_that_glimmers]

Yuuko simply lightly, idly tapped the counter with her hand. She laughed,

"Usually but I think I've shown I must have somewhat of a functioning brain. I'm not valley girl level or as dim as blondes are supposed to be - I'm only a bleached blond."

[warbringer]

Mineto pinched the bridge of his noise. "Perhaps I have not explained it clearly."

"I talk of insincerity," he said. "Careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it. Not you."

[all_that_glimmers]

"Oh, that kind of stupidity." She leaned in slightly though. "So you do think I'm sincere with what I say?"

[warbringer]

"I suppose," he said. "But I'll still cut the cards in my favour."

[all_that_glimmers]

"But I can't cut them in mine?" Yuuko asked lightly. "Even if I don't have to be about things like this. I appreciate pretty things for the sake of prettiness most of the time."

[warbringer]

Now his hands propped themselves on the desk. He stared ruminatively over at where Yuuto was standing.

"Pity," he said. "I believed it was because you enjoy my company."

[all_that_glimmers]

"If I didn't, I would have given you as polite a bum rush as quickly as possible," Yuuko said. "Or I would highly encourage you use email only. And if I only wanted to stare at attractiveness a picture lasts long enough.

"So don't worry. I still appreciate your social calls for what they are."

[warbringer]

Mineto drew his hand somewhat unevenly down the counter's edge. It was such hard work talking to humans sometimes that he near-forgot where he had come from. Minds, human or not, were an important thing to understand, but she needed him more than he her.

"Ah, that's no problem. Is there anything else I can do for you? Have the herd been bothering you again?"

[all_that_glimmers]

"Since you offered, anyone else you wish to refer to me for my work would be lovely," Yuuko said, with a sort of smile and look that speaks of inside jokes or secrets.

"Just two shoplifters and a few more rude visitors calling about the usual. Would you call it brave or stupid to pick fight with the wood mage in her wooden shop while she has access to all these?" She played with the dark blue vial, and it glowed intermittently.

[warbringer]

Mineto had heard of something like that. He recalled it had been a few nights ago.

He began ponderously to think about the right words. "I would call it the foolish prank of little hobgoblins with narrow minds."

[all_that_glimmers]

"Is that what they call it now?" Yuuko laughed. "If I'd known then I would have reacted with less prejudice or laughed a little more!"

Yuuko cut off the glow of the vial and neatly placed it into a slot labeled 'OCEAN'S KISS-WARNING INGESTION MAY LEAD TO INTERNAL FLOODING'.

"I doubt that particular group will be back for a round two though. Too bad."

[warbringer]

A small evil grin curled the corners of Mineto's mouth. "Really?" he said. "How nice."

Then he began thinking of the shop itself. He simply could not imagine it ever going ignored as long as it kept bottled power on the high shelf. He was ashamed of those who bought power when they had the power to obtain it themselves. If you asked him, it was weak.

"None of them are as powerful as they make themselves out to be, you know; their infectious criminality is like a disease. They're also quite mad."

[all_that_glimmers]

"You're powerful. The daiyoukai are powerful. The love god is powerful. They're mosquitoes," Yuuko said with a shrug. "Obnoxious, loud, and buzzing around your face until something comes to squish them into a bloody, inconvenient mess." Sigh. "I'll never be able to look at one of my favorite blouses again. But they make for good mulch so there's some use there - and so continues one of the many circles of life."