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Who: Yuuko+Mineto
Where: After game start
What: Gossip swap~

When most people talk to their plants they don't expect the plants to talk back, let alone lean into water like a cat looking for attention. It had been a hot day and humans and youkai weren't the only ones feeling too hot. One of these days Yuuko would remember to install air conditioning in the shop but her water magic was keeping her cool for now. Other people in the shop would be less fortunate.

"Have you heard the news?" Yuuko asked lighty as she fussed over the plant.

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Mineto considered these names and other matters for a short while. He did not like the speed with which these people had all come out the woodwork. That would be where his suspicions set in. He folded the paper neatly and put it inside his jacket, while he wandered away from the counter and gazed at the closest shelf.

"In that case you should line the walls with candy," he said. "For certainly I doubt all human beings will react to pretty lights or your charms."

Edited Date: 2013-05-24 03:21 pm (UTC)

"I can't do that. Those who offer sweet temptations are frankly flying their death flags high and proud. And I'll be the one to end up with cavities," Yuuko replied blithely.

"You underestimate how many charms I have. My favorite ones I like to save for older men though."

Mineto shot her a sour look.

"Now you're just being blatant not charming," he said. "It's unflattering."

"About you?" Yuuko let out of melodramatic gasp. She made a mannerism and expression of blushy coyness known only to shojos and harems. "I-it's not like I like you or s-something, s-senpai. Baka!"

Edited Date: 2013-05-24 04:08 pm (UTC)

Mineto looked at Yuuto properly then. There was incredulity in his eyes. It was as if he was mildly curious as to what she was doing.

"Do you really think you're the first one who's tried?" he said. "I don't think you're very good."

"Tried what?" Yuuko sighed melodramatically and dropped the moeness. "I enjoy all sorts of charms whether they're good or not - for all I knew you secretly had a thing for kawaii eyes and blushes. Now there's more I could do if I truly wanted to try something but it'd most likely be lost on you."

Looking genuinely curious, "Has anyone actually tried and succeeded?"

Hovering around the shelves hid his amused expression; he seemed to know exactly what she was implying. Did he wish to talk about his past? He stirred, and gave off an air of annoyance instead.

"Not with those eyes, but I've experimented before." He sighed. "Are you asking me this for a reason? Or are you just searching?"

"I'm just trying to pin you down," Yuuko said. "You might've experimented but was there ever anyone in the past that pulled a reaction out of you? Or did you just shun would-be suitors with your cold indifference until you felt you wanted something?

"Actually, what sort of things would an old sword spirit even be into that way?"

Edited Date: 2013-05-28 10:23 pm (UTC)

There had been a gallery of interesting people in Mineto's life. He had been used by conquerors from time to time, or put them to the sword. You did not find them far off without his presence. He had searching for quite a long time, for others who could match the people they had been.

"Things with a bit of a double-edge," he replied, with his voice dropping to a wicked tone.

"So sharp and complex-like people? People who have a little more sides to them?" Yuuko asked. She sounded serious for a moment, but then she smirked, "Or maybe I'm thinking into it too deeply and you just like things like blood-play."

In an amused, happy sort of way Mineto chuckled to himself. "Now why doesn't that surprise me? How did you know?"

"It seems like you," Yuuko replied with her own laugh. "Sword spirit thing aside.

"So the guy or gal you experimented with was this sort of double-edged sir or lady?"

The conversation was going along at a crackling pace. Mineto looked like he was thoroughly enjoying it. He was smiling, which was how Yuuko could be sure.

"Not exactly. She was his wife."

Yuuko whistled. "So you 'experimented' with the wife of your boss? I think there's some netorare doujin that follow that idea.

"What was she like then, if she wasn't the double-edged type then?"

Edited Date: 2013-05-29 12:33 am (UTC)

Mineto shrugged. His arms crossed over his chest and he bowed his head. He knew what he'd done, but her description just wasn't coming to mind.

"I don't really remember," he said. "It was a long time ago. Over a thousand years."

"There has to be something about her." Yuuko pushed off the counter and approached. "Given your ridiculously high standards, she must have hit something on the list. Was she pretty? Had a sharp tongue? Really quiet? Have talented fingers? Had a certain scent to her? Allergic to flowers? Anything?"

The air was thin. And the silence that descended was cold and heavy. But only then.

"Doubtless what you think our relationship may be, this isn't something I wish to discuss," Mineto said, and it was probably the most unfriendly he had ever been.

As flippant as Yuuko was, she knew on a personal level, if not survival level, that pressing this would probably reverse some cosmic relationship bar. So she backed off, figuratively and literally. She stepped back and instead brushed her fingers across the plant again.

"I'd tell you about my romantic entanglements but they'd be sooo boring. Even when you date a youkai they're just like human guys, but with more restrictions and worries they may try throwing a curse at you for breaking up with them."

"No. Please, tell me more."

As Mineto yawned his boredom, he brought out a rather disapproving look, in the way that he was admonishing a child. He decided to speak to her in the way that he was used to.

"That happens to the desperate people who date those sorts. It's quite common."

"I wasn't desperate," Yuuko pouted. "He was an attractive and seemed normal enough at the time and that's what people do - they date to see if there can be anything more. Unfortunately he was clingy and kept leaving hair in my shower and would not take the hint that it was over. He was still nice in a pathetic way, until he tried that love curse." Smile. "Then he had to go.

"My first boyfriend though, he was a winner on the douche scale. Sure he was popular and fairly good looking but no one should be supporting the hair gel industry that much. And the arrogance! Assuming just because it's him forgives everything makes me laugh and laugh when I remember he too also went at some point."

Mineto was a little disapproving of her choice of men too. The tale of the hair in the bath left him with a slightly uneasy feeling. Were-creatures were something he should have made more examples of.

"Went? What do you mean?"

There was that look again, the one that said 'I have a secret - now wouldn't you like to know?'.

"There are apparently vengeance youkai very partial to the plight of young, innocent teenage girls for the right price. They took him on a field trip to correct him of the error of his ways. When they brought him back he was a better person for it though when I saw him a few years ago he ran away." She sighed. "So ungrateful."

Mineto seemed to grow a few inches shorter. His shoulders were slumped and he seemed to be caving in on himself. He looked almost disappointed?

"How weak," he said. "You should have been more ruthless and executed him as an example."

Yuuko laughed, so hard she pulled off her glasses to wipe at her eyes.

"In my defense, I was only seventeen at the time. A young, innocent girl-" but she still laughed at that, as though not fully believing that. "-and in the human world, saying you killed your boyfriend because he was a douche gets you locked up instead of fear and respect! The bakeneko, unfortunately, was also pretty early into my magical life.

"You also forget that having a living example does have it's pluses. They live, yeah, but they have to live with what they've seen and experienced while everyone else is stuck wondering just what went and caused that sort of fear and retribution."

Edited Date: 2013-05-29 08:48 am (UTC)

Mineto shook his head. Thinking about it, he saw that even in revenge humans could be young and foolish.

"Useless," he began saying, "a person uninformed is a person who cannot fear you." He was looking at Yuuko studiously. "Even you should know it's easier to replace a dead person than to accommodate them."